Sentence of the While-I-Was-Out

Melmoth compares Stormwind and Bree-town:

There’s nothing terribly wrong with Azeroth, you understand, just like there’s nothing ostensibly wrong with Club 18-30 holidays, or college frat parties, it’s just that once you’ve lived a quieter more reserved life of gentle evenings with a nice glass of red and a good book in front of an open fireplace, it’s hard to go back to whipped cream and beer bongs and some strange man’s penis being repeatedly beaten against your forehead while someone screams in your ear to eat the green jelly out of the lady’s underpants faster.

Elsewhere, Penny Arcade summarizes the backstory of the hero’s journey ominously.

: Zubon